Dating during a pandemic seems a bit complicated. Who’s behind that mask? How do you meet someone from six feet away?
Clockie’s new dating app to the rescue! Go on virtual dates & take things to the next level from the comfort of home. There’s no reason to ever meet in person – just get someone locked down before the next lockdown!
Her next business venture will be an app to help you plan the perfect quarantine nuptials. If the science works out, she’ll figure out how to get you pregnant virtually as well. (That last part seems like the plot of a horror movie or the next bestselling dystopian novel. Or maybe just the plot of your next nightmare.)
Given the dumpster fire that is 2020, Clockie’s had to share the spotlight with her rival. Bertha Control May just be this year’s It Girl.
Seriously though, given everything that’s going on this year (remember the murder hornets?), it makes a certain sort of sense that some life plans may be changed or put on hold. Who among us hasn’t wondered if this is something of a lost year?
So… have you learned that new language yet? Taken up a new hobby? Finished a bunch of house projects?
Yeah… me neither. Perhaps we can all just agree that making it through this dumpster fire of a year is enough all by itself. Deal?
What is the pandemic doing to the dating scene? Can Clockie engineer her usual “who needs love” connections?
