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Hit me baby, all the time

It’s a wall world, after all

So, I keep hearing about this pandemic wall. Are there people who haven’t hit a wall yet? Who are they? How does their programming work?  Are they androids?

I feel like I hit this metaphorical wall months* ago and have been stuck on it – or in it** – ever since.

Anyway, I hope you have a friend who can repeatedly pry you off the wall if you’re stuck too.

*Days? Weeks? Years? Time is a flat circle now, just like Matthew McConaughey predicted. Who had the “alright, alright, alright” guy from Dazed & Confused as unlikely pandemic prophet on their bingo card?

**Kind of like one of those unfortunate computer game protagonists who get stuck inside the wall due to a programming glitch, never to escape.

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Oh geez, TV

You’re next, Fixer Upper

Next time – Husband Hunters International?

Seriously though, I bet Clockie could program a whole network with her nonsense. Did I just come up with a new series of comics? You’ll just have to stay tuned to find out…

Also, is it too much to ask for a mature move-in ready bungalow with no commitment issues but lots of curb appeal? Not everyone is looking for a project. I… think I need to stop torturing this metaphor now.

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Blue Christmas

Tough crowd

I know some folks will be missing the usual holiday gatherings this year… but I also know that some people won’t really be “missing” them at all.

Those nosy relatives who you see once a year are going to have to find another way to ask why you’re still single & when you’re planning to have kids (or another kid). Maybe you should send a mass email or start a newsletter? Create a Twitter account solely for dating recaps or ovulation updates? Innovation awaits.

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