There’s no logic in Biological Clockie. Honestly, you’d think they could have at least treated us as well as a carton of eggs & put an expiration date on our lower back or something. We can’t even rely on a standard measure since it’s different for everyone.
Also, fun fact for you: the word “woman” is just a contraction of “Whoa! Not a man!” It’s actually the first thing Adam said when he saw Eve for the first time. True story.
Next time – Husband Hunters International?
Seriously though, I bet Clockie could program a whole network with her nonsense. Did I just come up with a new series of comics? You’ll just have to stay tuned to find out…
Also, is it too much to ask for a mature move-in ready bungalow with no commitment issues but lots of curb appeal? Not everyone is looking for a project. I… think I need to stop torturing this metaphor now.
I was digging through some older comics and found some of the ones involving video game characters. So, I figured why not feature another 8-bit icon. Sonic seemed like a good choice (but there was no chance I was drawing him with those weird teeth from the live-action version). In any event, I guess he’s not afraid of commitment -or, as we say in the biz – putting a ring on it.
Given the dumpster fire that is 2020, Clockie’s had to share the spotlight with her rival. Bertha Control May just be this year’s It Girl.
Seriously though, given everything that’s going on this year (remember the murder hornets?), it makes a certain sort of sense that some life plans may be changed or put on hold. Who among us hasn’t wondered if this is something of a lost year?
