Personally, I think today’s comic is kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic. That’s right, friends – you’re in for a bunch of Friends-inspired content until I get it out of my system. I’m sorry/you’re welcome?
Anyway, today Clockie is in her “I told you so” comfort zone. Unfortunately, she’ll be there for you…
Next time – Husband Hunters International?
Seriously though, I bet Clockie could program a whole network with her nonsense. Did I just come up with a new series of comics? You’ll just have to stay tuned to find out…
Also, is it too much to ask for a mature move-in ready bungalow with no commitment issues but lots of curb appeal? Not everyone is looking for a project. I… think I need to stop torturing this metaphor now.
So. Bridgerton. Are you watching? Or, more accurately, I suppose, are you binge watching?
If so, you can probably imagine how much Clockie would love a show that revolves around eligible young ladies searching for a husband. Honestly, Clockie would probably fit right in as a nineteenth century mother parading her charge around in hopes of locking down any suitor with a pulse.
Seriously though – who else is obsessed? Shonda Rhimes knows exactly what we need and exactly when to deliver it to us.
I was digging through some older comics and found some of the ones involving video game characters. So, I figured why not feature another 8-bit icon. Sonic seemed like a good choice (but there was no chance I was drawing him with those weird teeth from the live-action version). In any event, I guess he’s not afraid of commitment -or, as we say in the biz – putting a ring on it.
Dating during a pandemic seems a bit complicated. Who’s behind that mask? How do you meet someone from six feet away?
Clockie’s new dating app to the rescue! Go on virtual dates & take things to the next level from the comfort of home. There’s no reason to ever meet in person – just get someone locked down before the next lockdown!
Her next business venture will be an app to help you plan the perfect quarantine nuptials. If the science works out, she’ll figure out how to get you pregnant virtually as well. (That last part seems like the plot of a horror movie or the next bestselling dystopian novel. Or maybe just the plot of your next nightmare.)
