Personally, I think today’s comic is kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic. That’s right, friends – you’re in for a bunch of Friends-inspired content until I get it out of my system. I’m sorry/you’re welcome?
Anyway, today Clockie is in her “I told you so” comfort zone. Unfortunately, she’ll be there for you…
I keep waiting for some network to capitalize on the excitement for the Friends reunion. You know, just pick a side character (your Gunthers, your Janices, your Ugly Naked Guys) and run with it.
My entry in this nostalgia-fest is pictured in today’s new comic. Enter “This is Russ” – a heartfelt family drama in the style of everyone’s favorite time-jumping cryfest.
This one is also a deep cut dedicated to my fellow superfans. Haaaaaave you met Russ & Julie? Could they be any more ready for a debut at 8/9 Central?
Next time – Husband Hunters International?
Seriously though, I bet Clockie could program a whole network with her nonsense. Did I just come up with a new series of comics? You’ll just have to stay tuned to find out…
Also, is it too much to ask for a mature move-in ready bungalow with no commitment issues but lots of curb appeal? Not everyone is looking for a project. I… think I need to stop torturing this metaphor now.
So. Bridgerton. Are you watching? Or, more accurately, I suppose, are you binge watching?
If so, you can probably imagine how much Clockie would love a show that revolves around eligible young ladies searching for a husband. Honestly, Clockie would probably fit right in as a nineteenth century mother parading her charge around in hopes of locking down any suitor with a pulse.
Seriously though – who else is obsessed? Shonda Rhimes knows exactly what we need and exactly when to deliver it to us.
You guys… Clockie made me do it. I was thinking about everyone watching the traditional New Year’s festivities from home this year (you better be at home, people!), and this is all I could think about.
Seriously though, I have no idea why this joke popped into my head or why I had to draw it for you, I guess we’re working blue to end 2020. This may be the first joke about balls I’ve posted here. But will it be the last? Only time will tell. (See what I did there?)
