Clockie’s trying to bounce back from her recent topical depression by taking a tropical vacation. So, if you’re planning a socially distant trip to the beach, she still might harass you from six feet away. No one will blame you if you kick some sand into her face.
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Hostess gift
Finally, an explanation for all of those weird conversations I’ve had over the years. Clockie’s built a whole host of them – nosy relatives, pushy parents, rude strangers, newspaper columnists… all to provide cautionary tales, offer unsolicited advice, and make unnecessary comments about being childless or childfree. It just might make you question the nature of your reality.
I assume she was inspired by a certain popular TV show. Someone really needs to cancel her cable subscription – that would be the true delight.
Malice in Wonderland
Great. Expectations.
It’s been a minute, huh? If I’d really been drafting Clockie’s new book, at least I’d have a good excuse…
Apologies for the long comedic drought – here’s hoping that April procrastination brings May publication. Or something like that.
in the meantime, please enjoy a new comic inspired by the pregnancy book that everyone loves to hate.