Clockie has some pretty strong views about this whole new year’s resolution thing. She’ll be quick to remind you that it’s more challenging to hit the gym these days anyway… so why not hit that Jim instead? Or whoever. She’s not picky… for you.
So, what’s your Clockie-approved resolution for 2021?
You guys… Clockie made me do it. I was thinking about everyone watching the traditional New Year’s festivities from home this year (you better be at home, people!), and this is all I could think about.
Seriously though, I have no idea why this joke popped into my head or why I had to draw it for you, I guess we’re working blue to end 2020. This may be the first joke about balls I’ve posted here. But will it be the last? Only time will tell. (See what I did there?)
Clockie doesn’t care if you even celebrate Christmas. She’ll try to haunt you either way. She’d probably be more effective if she brought her own costume though.
My apologies to the ghost of Charles Dickens… and to people who actually know how to draw a ghost. I fear that this comic is an offense to both.
I know some folks will be missing the usual holiday gatherings this year… but I also know that some people won’t really be “missing” them at all.
Those nosy relatives who you see once a year are going to have to find another way to ask why you’re still single & when you’re planning to have kids (or another kid). Maybe you should send a mass email or start a newsletter? Create a Twitter account solely for dating recaps or ovulation updates? Innovation awaits.
What is the pandemic doing to the dating scene? Can Clockie engineer her usual “who needs love” connections?