Finally, an explanation for all of those weird conversations I’ve had over the years. Clockie’s built a whole host of them – nosy relatives, pushy parents, rude strangers, newspaper columnists… all to provide cautionary tales, offer unsolicited advice, and make unnecessary comments about being childless or childfree. It just might make you question the nature of your reality.
I assume she was inspired by a certain popular TV show. Someone really needs to cancel her cable subscription – that would be the true delight.
You can go ask Alice, but I’m pretty sure that Clockie thinks she knows best when it comes to whether or not to take those birth control pills.
She’ll also celebrate if you’re late, unlike that nervous rabbit.
Whatever you do, don’t take her bait.
This phrase always seemed a bit off to me. Sure, there are lots of fish out there, but are they quality choices for dating? Availability isn’t the only characteristic one wants in a fish (or partner), right?
It’s been a minute, huh? If I’d really been drafting Clockie’s new book, at least I’d have a good excuse…
Apologies for the long comedic drought – here’s hoping that April procrastination brings May publication. Or something like that.
in the meantime, please enjoy a new comic inspired by the pregnancy book that everyone loves to hate.
I’m not sure her math checks out. Can we get a second opinion on this graph?
