What is the pandemic doing to the dating scene? Can Clockie engineer her usual “who needs love” connections?
The relentless crush of parenthood during a pandemic probably means that the majority of babies conceived during this time will be firstborns. I’m just sayin’…
Based on this article I read recently, sounds like the pandemic isn’t exactly resulting in a baby boom… more like the opposite. (I’m not exactly sure what to think about that article, but I can’t deny that it’s a goldmine for comic ideas. Clockie is not having a good 2020 either, you guys.)
I wanted to make some jokes about the Battle of Winterfell, but I don’t want to get accused of spoiling anything. So, let’s just say all similarities are very intentional…
Anyway, I know it’s been a minute, but Clockie is back, baby!
Apparently, some people (ahem, Clockie) think your eggs just stop being viable at 35. So, why not throw them a retirement party to wish them well? You can even combine it with your birthday party if you’re all about that efficient lifestyle.
