It’s time for everyone’s least favorite holiday tradition! That’s right – Clockie carols are back, baby! Today, we learn what “Grandma” was really thinking about when she got hit by that reindeer.
Also, Clockie is finally following her destiny as an influencer and set up her own Instagram account. For all things comic, you can follow along at @ticktickwomb.
Clockie claims she’ll keep your secret… not sure that I believe her, you know? Also, she’s kind of a jerk for assuming you’re lonely in the first place.
Clockie truly is the gift that won’t stop giving no matter how much you want her to…
Did you know that Clockie holds choir practice for impatient wannabe grandparents in advance of the holidays? She considers it to be a public service. Here’s just one of the many tunes that she teaches…
i know it’s been a minute… life has been crazy! However, I had to get my act together to make sure you you get your seasonal dose of everyone’s least favorite holiday tradition – Clockie Carols!
This one came to me at 3am… and it’s already about a baby, so what better way to kick off the season? Apologies to the little drummer boy for what Clockie’s done to this song.