So, I keep hearing about this pandemic wall. Are there people who haven’t hit a wall yet? Who are they? How does their programming work?  Are they androids?

I feel like I hit this metaphorical wall months* ago and have been stuck on it – or in it** – ever since.

Anyway, I hope you have a friend who can repeatedly pry you off the wall if you’re stuck too.

*Days? Weeks? Years? Time is a flat circle now, just like Matthew McConaughey predicted. Who had the “alright, alright, alright” guy from Dazed & Confused as unlikely pandemic prophet on their bingo card?

**Kind of like one of those unfortunate computer game protagonists who get stuck inside the wall due to a programming glitch, never to escape.