Did you know that Clockie holds choir practice for impatient wannabe grandparents in advance of the holidays? She considers it to be a public service. Here’s just one of the many tunes that she teaches…
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Little Drummer Clock
i know it’s been a minute… life has been crazy! However, I had to get my act together to make sure you you get your seasonal dose of everyone’s least favorite holiday tradition – Clockie Carols!
This one came to me at 3am… and it’s already about a baby, so what better way to kick off the season? Apologies to the little drummer boy for what Clockie’s done to this song.
Hostess gift
Finally, an explanation for all of those weird conversations I’ve had over the years. Clockie’s built a whole host of them – nosy relatives, pushy parents, rude strangers, newspaper columnists… all to provide cautionary tales, offer unsolicited advice, and make unnecessary comments about being childless or childfree. It just might make you question the nature of your reality.
I assume she was inspired by a certain popular TV show. Someone really needs to cancel her cable subscription – that would be the true delight.
Pass the cookies
Missing your judgy relatives? We’ve got you. From the makers of Misfortune Cookies, it’s Judgy Cookies!
