I hope that the four birds in the song were cooler than these dudes. Seriously though, has catcalling ever worked? Is this someone’s meet cute story? I need to know.

Also, I’m not sure why this is my contribution to the twelve days of Christmas, but I’m not sure it’s any worse than the original. I have no desire to take care of that much poultry, not to mention the drummers, maids, and pipers. I’ll take the rings though.