The relentless crush of parenthood during a pandemic probably means that the majority of babies conceived during this time will be firstborns. I’m just sayin’…
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That’s enough, 2020
Even Biological Clockie feels defeated by 2020… one glance at the news, and she’s too depressed to pester you.
So… what a year, huh? In any event, I know it’s been a while. How are you hanging in there? I decided that even though this year is an even bigger jerk than Biological Clockie, I’d try to reclaim a little power. The comic is back. Take that, 2020.
Hostess gift
Finally, an explanation for all of those weird conversations I’ve had over the years. Clockie’s built a whole host of them – nosy relatives, pushy parents, rude strangers, newspaper columnists… all to provide cautionary tales, offer unsolicited advice, and make unnecessary comments about being childless or childfree. It just might make you question the nature of your reality.
I assume she was inspired by a certain popular TV show. Someone really needs to cancel her cable subscription – that would be the true delight.
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