Next time – Husband Hunters International?
Seriously though, I bet Clockie could program a whole network with her nonsense. Did I just come up with a new series of comics? You’ll just have to stay tuned to find out…
Also, is it too much to ask for a mature move-in ready bungalow with no commitment issues but lots of curb appeal? Not everyone is looking for a project. I… think I need to stop torturing this metaphor now.
Dating during a pandemic seems a bit complicated. Who’s behind that mask? How do you meet someone from six feet away?
Clockie’s new dating app to the rescue! Go on virtual dates & take things to the next level from the comfort of home. There’s no reason to ever meet in person – just get someone locked down before the next lockdown!
Her next business venture will be an app to help you plan the perfect quarantine nuptials. If the science works out, she’ll figure out how to get you pregnant virtually as well. (That last part seems like the plot of a horror movie or the next bestselling dystopian novel. Or maybe just the plot of your next nightmare.)
I’ll admit… I really just wanted an excuse to draw the Grinch’s dog, Max. He’s the best.
Seriously, though… you know Clockie would be pressuring Mr. Grinch to sign up for the hottest Who dating apps. Can you just imagine his profile? Also, I spent way too much time trying to come up with clever names for these dating apps & failed. Suggestions welcome.
Happy Christmas Eve!
