There’s no logic in Biological Clockie. Honestly, you’d think they could have at least treated us as well as a carton of eggs & put an expiration date on our lower back or something. We can’t even rely on a standard measure since it’s different for everyone.

Also, fun fact for you: the word “woman” is just a contraction of “Whoa! Not a man!” It’s actually the first thing Adam said when he saw Eve for the first time. True story.