I hope that the four birds in the song were cooler than these dudes. Seriously though, has catcalling ever worked? Is this someone’s meet cute story? I need to know.
Also, I’m not sure why this is my contribution to the twelve days of Christmas, but I’m not sure it’s any worse than the original. I have no desire to take care of that much poultry, not to mention the drummers, maids, and pipers. I’ll take the rings though.
It’s time for everyone’s least favorite holiday tradition! That’s right – Clockie carols are back, baby! Today, we learn what “Grandma” was really thinking about when she got hit by that reindeer.
Also, Clockie is finally following her destiny as an influencer and set up her own Instagram account. For all things comic, you can follow along at @ticktickwomb.
i know it’s been a minute… life has been crazy! However, I had to get my act together to make sure you you get your seasonal dose of everyone’s least favorite holiday tradition – Clockie Carols!
This one came to me at 3am… and it’s already about a baby, so what better way to kick off the season? Apologies to the little drummer boy for what Clockie’s done to this song.
