Clockie claims she’ll keep your secret… not sure that I believe her, you know? Also, she’s kind of a jerk for assuming you’re lonely in the first place.
Clockie truly is the gift that won’t stop giving no matter how much you want her to…
i know it’s been a minute… life has been crazy! However, I had to get my act together to make sure you you get your seasonal dose of everyone’s least favorite holiday tradition – Clockie Carols!
This one came to me at 3am… and it’s already about a baby, so what better way to kick off the season? Apologies to the little drummer boy for what Clockie’s done to this song.