You guys… Clockie made me do it. I was thinking about everyone watching the traditional New Year’s festivities from home this year (you better be at home, people!), and this is all I could think about.
Seriously though, I have no idea why this joke popped into my head or why I had to draw it for you, I guess we’re working blue to end 2020. This may be the first joke about balls I’ve posted here. But will it be the last? Only time will tell. (See what I did there?)
I know some folks will be missing the usual holiday gatherings this year… but I also know that some people won’t really be “missing” them at all.
Those nosy relatives who you see once a year are going to have to find another way to ask why you’re still single & when you’re planning to have kids (or another kid). Maybe you should send a mass email or start a newsletter? Create a Twitter account solely for dating recaps or ovulation updates? Innovation awaits.
Given the dumpster fire that is 2020, Clockie’s had to share the spotlight with her rival. Bertha Control May just be this year’s It Girl.
Seriously though, given everything that’s going on this year (remember the murder hornets?), it makes a certain sort of sense that some life plans may be changed or put on hold. Who among us hasn’t wondered if this is something of a lost year?
What is the pandemic doing to the dating scene? Can Clockie engineer her usual “who needs love” connections?
The relentless crush of parenthood during a pandemic probably means that the majority of babies conceived during this time will be firstborns. I’m just sayin’…